Thank you for your interest oral sex etiquette. While it's true that women actively pursue a good time, performing oral sex is not the act of martyrdom some would have you believe. You see, a lot of women have an innate attraction to the penis, or at least think it's "neat. So here's your guide to making the experience enjoyable for all parties involved.
Ah, cunnilingus. Before people get all offended though: The moans we make when someone is going down on us are real. It can just take a few minutes or so to get our minds focused is all. What can I say? We like to keep it interesting. Can they feel how prickly my legs are? Fuck, I forgot to get bread.